~Sukeile tagged me! She is silly. XD

If I were a month, I would be: October...I love the crisp fall feeling with the promise of winter.
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 7:00AM
If I were a planet, I would be: Saturn...she's decked out with rings XD
If I were a sea animal, I would be: A MANATEE. (an Ashatee?)
If I were a direction, I would be: Diagonal...fun!
If I were a piece of furniture: An awesome wardrobe from Ikea!
If I were a sin, I would be: Vanity...although I'm tempted to say Sloth because sloths are hot. XD (The animal, that is)
If I were a historical figure I would be: Maria Eva Duarte de Peron XD
If I were a liquid, I would be: Iced tea!
If I were a stone, I would be: A diamond...my birthstone. XD or jasper (another birthstone)
If I were a tree, I would be: One of the happy apple trees from Animal Crossing
If I were a bird, I would be: A Bird of Paradise made out of a pineapple XD
If I were a tool, I would be: The manliest one...or at least an electric screwdriver
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Lilac
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Crisp fall!
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: A gnome
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A baby grand piano
If I were an animal, I would be: A SLOTH. Or, a pteradactyl (a pteradAshyl)
If I were a colour, I would be: Sparkly purple
If I were an emotion, I would be: Gigglyness
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Mushrooms
If I were a sound, I would be: Crazy laughter
If I were an element, I would be: Fire
If I were a car, I would be: I would be my own car, a black Honda Fit XD
If I were a song, I would be: Infrared by Placebo
If I were a movie, I would be: Gone with the Wind
If I were a book, I would be written by: TERRY PRATCHETT!
If I were a food, I would be: Hot dog casserole
If I were a place, I would be: Argentina?
If I were a taste, I would be: Salty sweet, like ~Sukeile said!
If I were a scent, I would be: Fresh air
If I were a religion, I would be: I dunno.
If I were a word, I would be: Hemidemisemiquaver!
If I were a body part, I would be: A sexy figure
If I were a facial expression, I would be: A wink
If I were a subject in school, I would be: British Literature
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Mulan!
If I were a shape, I would be: Triangle!
If I were a number, I would be: 17
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: A Hello Kitty t-shirt
If I were a piece of jewellery, I would be: A ring
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: A PURSE

I want EVERYONE to fill this out! Kat, Liz, this means YOU.